You are entering a bizarre world that straddles the thin border between Reality and Balonium.
Go ahead-- explore to your heart's content. Poke around in our shadowy back alleys and be prepared to find things you never expected. Frightening, strange, twisted, demented things; things that may seem funny at first, but are all deadly serious. . . all completely true. . . Really.
The countless highways and backroads criss-crossing this landscape will lead you to places not always found in any ordinary atlases. Some routes cross the blazing desert sands, others lead into fragrant pine forests, and still others veer into haunted neighborhoods of neatly kept streets and houses betrayed only by blackened windows and the occasional trill of phantom laughter of children long dead. Beware of the deep damp chasms and tall thrusting mountains. Beware of the trees, the Shrubbery, and of greenjacks and spirits. And beware of Wanda the Psychic. We've never quite trusted her since the incident with the llama.
