The Fab One's Tips for Using a Public Bathroom:

- Compliment your stall mate on his shoes.
- Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
- Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
- Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
- Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (that's from Howie Mandel.)
- Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
- Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
- Strike up a conversation about the pro's & con's of laxatives

Fab One Household Tips:

- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- A mouse trap on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

And a special thanks to Tom the Wacky Dentist for sharing these groaners with us:

Bathing Beauty: A girl worth wading for.
Jitterbugger: A nervous sex maniac.
Venereal Disease: Germs of endearment.
Innuendo: An Italian suppository.
Claptrap: A prophylactic.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH:

In the new "Alexander The Great" movie Colin Farrell plays
Alexander as a bisexual. So half the time he's Alexander The
Great, half the time he's Alexander The Fabulous! "
-Jay Leno

If someone hasn't told me to go to Hell as least once a day, then that day isn't worth a damn!  --Anonymous